1: 10 Ways to Annoy Italians
1. Pronounce "bruschetta" as "broo-shetta."
2. Order a cappuccino after 11 a.m.
3. Put ketchup on pasta.
4. Talk with your hands more than Italians.
5. Wear flip-flops in the city.
6. Claim your pizza is better.
7. Forget to greet with a kiss.
8. Assume all Italians are in the mafia.
9. Mispronounce famous Italian words.
10. Ask for extra cheese at a traditional restaurant.